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Girl Wonder, Asunder

21. Female. California. Filipino. Guitarist. Gryffindor. Mutant.

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-You ready to follow Captain America into the jaws of death?

-Hell, no. That little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight. I’m following him.

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isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life

Every time I read this it gets funnier

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Stay Strong Korea.


In one study, participants were asked to rank the humor in various cartoon captions. Half of the captions had been written by men, and half by women. When not told who wrote what, the participants judged them almost equally funny. In fact, based on the scores given in this experiment, men are just 2.2 percent more likely to be funny than women. Yet 90 percent of the participants agreed with the stereotype that men are funnier. Talk about a mind-bogglingly huge difference in perception versus reality.

And it gets weirder — when the participants were asked which gender they thought wrote a caption, the funnier ones were almost always assumed to be by men and the less funny ones by women. This might be expected, considering their stated bias. Even when told the name and gender of the person who wrote each caption, within a short time the participants started misattributing the funny ones to men. In other words, even when they knew that women had written some of the funniest captions, the bias that men are funnier was so ingrained that it made them misremember who had written what.


- 4 Ways We’re Programmed to Think Women Aren’t Funny by Kathy Benjamin (via bestoffates)

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"I just really like to draw disney princesses"

*forgets tiana but includes rapunzel merida elsa scrappy doo and a honda civic*

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The two on the top were my favorite high school teachers. I had them for English my junior and senior year respectively. Under their tutelage I learned how to think and write analytically while maintaining a voice.




who do you think is in pharrell’s hat controlling his thoughts ??

Lupe Fiasco

Rush Limbaugh

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yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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A long time ago, in the underground realm, where there are no lies or pain, there lived a Princess who dreamed of the human world. She dreamed of blue skies, soft breeze, and sunshine. One day, eluding her keepers, the Princess escaped. Once outside, the brightness blinded her and erased every trace of the past from her memory. She forgot who she was and where she came from. Her body suffered cold, sickness, and pain. Eventually, she died. However, her father, the King, always knew…

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Growing strawberries on a trellis is pretty amazing, isn’t it? It sure makes picking them a lot easier.
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